Getting some Kicks with Rolls 66

(Photo by Brandon Blinkenberg)

So it’s come down to this, and it didn’t take all that long.  At least not as long as the 66 rolls of freshly-stolen toilet paper.

This heist was pulled off by a hotel vendor who claimed to be looking out for an elderly neighbor.  He was caught loading a trash bag filled with hotel TP into his getaway van.  These days, it’s getting tougher and tougher to determine which is more valuable: the TP rolls, or the plastic bag he hid them in.

Compared to an earlier theft, this one was fairly complex.  About a week ago, another man broke into his “neighbor’s truck,” simply “to steal a $1 pack of toilet paper.”  Who knows?  Perhaps he had an undeniable urge to squeeze the Charmin. 

Resources

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/florida-man-in-the-age-of-coronavirus-suspect-arrested-in-theft-of-66-toilet-paper-rolls/ar-BB11vrWz?ocid=bingtonews 

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