1860 Republican Convention (Public Domain) |
Why settle for Zoom imagery when you can instead commune with life-sized holograms?
For a mere $60,000 you can purchase your very own PORTL device. This will enable you to transport holograms of friends, Romans and countrymen (Caesar included) to receivers who await them with eyes and ears wide open.
If $60,000 seems a bit steep, do not despair. PORTL has been working hard on your behalf. Soon the price will be lower and the machinery lighter. Soon you can invite Lincoln to the Republican Convention. He might have some interesting feedback on how things have changed.
Resources
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-tech-hologram-idUSKCN2531D5
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