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Remember how
the princess kissed the frog and
turned it into a handsome prince?
Warning: Don’t try this at home with
your hedgehog. It seems that
hedgehogs harbor nasty little buggers
called salmonella. If you kiss a hedgehog,
you’re kissing everything
that ever kissed it. This may include the
whole salmonella settlement.
If you're desperate for a handsome prince, simply
do what celebrities do: kiss one that has already metamorphosed.
Resources
https://nypost.com/2019/01/25/cdc-warns-americans-not-to-kiss-their-hedgehogs/
Copyright January 27, 2019 by Linda Van Slyke All Rights Reserved
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