Joshuas Fought the Battle

Moses Blesses Joshua Before the High Priest   (Painting by James Tissot)

Although their biblical namesake fought his battle with swords and spears, today’s Joshuas simply used their noodles.  Pool noodles, that is.

Last week, hundreds of Joshuas met up in Lincoln, Nebraska to defend their good name.  After all, it’s not just any old Josh who can lay claim to such heroic roots.  The Josh that deserves this honor will be the Josh who wields his polyethylene to the max.

When all was said and done, who ended up with the illustrious Burger King crown?  Why it was four-year-old “Little Josh” Vinson, who made his “Big Josh” patriarch real proud that day.

Resources

https://www.insider.com/josh-fight-draws-hundreds-to-lincoln-nebraska-battle-over-name-2021-4 

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