Who put that bun in the oven?

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Good thing that Macaulay Culkin’s only about midway through life because he still has a lot to learn.

For example, where do babies come from?  Some might take a scientific approach and describe what occurs when sperm meets egg.  Others might take a religious approach and state that all babies are made in God’s own image.

Culkin takes what might kindly be described as a personal approach.  During a 2018 Joe Rogan Experience interview, the Home Alone star spoke about his hopes for a child, saying that he intended to “put some babies in” his long term girlfriend.

No, Macaulay, that’s not how it works.  It might be relatively simple to pull babies out, but relatively impossible to put babies in.  That’s where God comes into play, fashioning beautiful babies out of micro mergers.

Resources

https://www.yahoo.com/now/macaulay-culkin-star-docuseries-macaulay-053701666.html

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