Erdogan's B&B

 

(Photo by Rainerzufall1234)

When you’ve been homeless for years on the streets of Alanya - and you haven’t had access to any bath, let alone a Turkish one – desperate strategies can kick in.

You may even long to reside in Erdogan’s B&B, otherwise  known as jail.  And how to apply?  The good news is that it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg.  The bad news is that your entire body is then at Erdogan’s mercy, and mercy is not what he’s most noted for.

There’s a verbal password that will hasten your entry behind these bars.  It’s quite flexible, actually.  All you have to do is hurl some public insults in Erdogan’s direction, and chances are that you’ll then be finding a roof over your endangered head.

Resources

https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/homeless-man-insults-erdogan-bed-105423455.html