Beer on Tap

 

(Image from John Milton's Paradise Lost)

There are no biblical descriptions of beer on tap in Paradise; nevertheless, there are many who would wish it so.

Those who seek Paradise often end up in Hawaii instead.  This can be a sorry case of looking for love in all the wrong places.  But all is not lost.  Although the streets aren’t paved with gold, the streams can be laced with beer.

A hiker in Hawaii recently sniffed something familiar.  His nose led him right to the source: a bubbling brook.  Turns out that this waterway “contained nearly 1.2% alcohol and 0.4% sugar.”  Come and get it!

Sure enough, the source of this elixir was traced to a nearby company called – you got it – "Paradise Beverages, one of the largest brewers in Hawaii.”

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